Thursday, January 30, 2014

Just off the Cuff, Bieber is working within a Dark Moon Temple of Israel. Victoria Secret, Secret Chambers of Hogworths Terror seems to be operating within him. The VSS Temple has made him a Tigerboy in the tatto, let him go back to 9999 Canada and get the full resurrection treatment.

America, You Deserve Justin Bieber

Photographer: Joe Raedle/Getty Images
He'll be waving at a lynch mob if you send him back to Canada.
Now that 100,000 people have signed a petition on the White House website demanding Justin Bieber's deportation, forcing a review and official response, I'd like to point out a few things about my fellow Canadian.
First, America, you made him this way. Bieber was just a regular kid from Ontario until he was discovered and signed by a U.S. label. And now look at him:throwing eggs at the neighbors, abusing antidepressants and walking around with his shirt off. If this new Justin Bieber walked into any Canadian hockey arena tomorrow, he would be ripped apart and eaten. You've taken a perfectly good Canadian and turned him soft.
Second, did I get the hierarchy wrong for major offenses in the U.S.? You can't go a few days in this country without reading about a shooting, and suddenly some kid driving his Ferrari at 55 miles per hour in a 30-mph zone is an unacceptable threat to public safety? It's not like Bieber shot somebody for throwing popcorn at him.
Third, Americans, could you stop making summary deportation the default remedy for people you decide you don't like? In what universe does it make sense for somebody to be deported just because 100,000 people sign a petition? The same universe where a Democratic administration deports a record 400,000 people a year to look tough on enforcement, in the hopes of persuading Republicans to agree to immigration reform, that's where. Please stop treating us as props for whatever populist whimsy catches your flitting glance.
Better just to let immigrants get back to the job of founding your startupsrepopulating your broken cities, dominating your legislature and even dictating what you find funny. And if that isn't enough to earn Bieber some leeway, look at it this way: You can't send him back to Canada now. He'd never survive.
(Christopher Flavelle is a member of Bloomberg View's editorial board. Follow him on Twitter.)
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